Who needs Russell Peter when you have funny kids?

My funny girl prayed this before falling asleep tonight:

"Dear God, please listen to this..."

She pressed the belly of her praying doll which started praying:

"As I lay me down to sleep, I pray dear Lord my soul to keep. May angels watch me through the night, and keep me in thy blessed sight. Amen."

She then continued: "Thank you God for listening to US. Good night and amen."
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AN: "Good night mama!"
Me: "Good night Adrielle!"

ER: "Good night jie jie!"
AN: "Good night didi!"

ER, the didi was offended: "NO! Good night Thanthan! Not good night pee pee....". Then he turned to me asking: "Mummy, right?"

wahahaa!

Yes, pee pee. You are right.
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It started raining while we were in the car this afternoon and AN started describing the intensity of the rain.

"God didn't water the trees for a few days so He's doing it now."

"God is washing His hands."

The rain then went from light drizzle to a sudden heavy downpour in split second.

"Aiyo.....God is playing with water."
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Few days back...

"When daddy's hair gets too long, he's going to look like a hippie."

AN digested the information, turned to daddy and relayed it to him: "Daddy, if your hair gets too long, you are going to look like a pee pee."
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How to embarrass your daddy -

Daddy took the little girl to the pool this evening and intended to relax without getting wet while she enjoyed herself but upon seeing that she was all alone, he decided to keep her company.

He proceeded to remove his bermudas. And while he walked towards her, he heard her tell herself: "Panda's coming."

And a neighbour near them heard her.

Lololol!